So it turns out he is human. Many people want an explanation for his actions, but I don't mind the statement he gave. Let him be. it's kinda ironic though that all this time I wanted him to teach me how to use a driver, when it turns out he doesn't know to use one either. zing!
We still don't know what really happened that night at 230am, but supposedly he got into a fight or something with his wife and crashed his car while backing out of his driveway. Things like this happen to everyone from time to time, right? Men are stupid, women are crazy. Respect his privacy. He doesn't owe anyone anything unless he did something illegal (like doing this while drunk or high or after beating his wife or something).
A bit of advice: Tiger, I know you're reading this...just go out there and keep winning, and this will pass over. If we can forget about kobe in colorado, we can forget just about anything.
Congrats to Jeets on winning SI's sportsman of the year, first yankee ever. I don't know how this guy does it. He's bagged just about every girl in hollywood and you never hear a peep about him off the field. good publicist, i guess.
-jk
Monday, November 30, 2009
Sunday, November 29, 2009
NBA season
Is it just me or does the NBA really suck this year?
Headlining the sport has been the terrible all-defeated Nets, the god-awful Knickerbockers, and the other same old shit that's been annoying the non-basketball fans all these years (where's lebron going, where's wade going, where are all the white girls going when kobe comes to town, etc.)
of course, I'll be sucked back into the NBA when football's over and the all-star weekend comes along. But the NBA has got to have the most anticlimactic start of the season out of all of the major sports.
The start of spring training, the start of training camp for football, and the start of the college seasons are all highly anticipated. The NBA and the NHL? a sidenote at the end of the MLB playoffs/middle of NFL season.
Now, I realize starting a sports blog that begins with an whiny NBA post is not a good way to attract readers, but whatever. I'm doing this for myself.
Oh and by the way, Rick Effin' Reilly, I'm not one of those people blogging in my mom's basement and pushing up my glasses and watching anime and not having a job. I'll have you know my room's on the first floor, bitch. Obviously I have no access to players, no access to locker rooms, no access to find out any information other than what I find online. You have all of the advantages, and yet you are still sucking. You used to be good, now you're just trying to be like Bill Simmons and he's not even that funny. You are smarter than me, you are a better writer than me, so stop trying to be what you're not.
Phew, that rant was heated..take a breath.. 3,2,1.
Okay, seems like an appropriate time to end this post and with a quote that will pretty much sum up everything you need to know about this blog:
"I told him,'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care."
--Utah Jazz President Frank Layden, on a former player
-jk
Headlining the sport has been the terrible all-defeated Nets, the god-awful Knickerbockers, and the other same old shit that's been annoying the non-basketball fans all these years (where's lebron going, where's wade going, where are all the white girls going when kobe comes to town, etc.)
of course, I'll be sucked back into the NBA when football's over and the all-star weekend comes along. But the NBA has got to have the most anticlimactic start of the season out of all of the major sports.
The start of spring training, the start of training camp for football, and the start of the college seasons are all highly anticipated. The NBA and the NHL? a sidenote at the end of the MLB playoffs/middle of NFL season.
Now, I realize starting a sports blog that begins with an whiny NBA post is not a good way to attract readers, but whatever. I'm doing this for myself.
Oh and by the way, Rick Effin' Reilly, I'm not one of those people blogging in my mom's basement and pushing up my glasses and watching anime and not having a job. I'll have you know my room's on the first floor, bitch. Obviously I have no access to players, no access to locker rooms, no access to find out any information other than what I find online. You have all of the advantages, and yet you are still sucking. You used to be good, now you're just trying to be like Bill Simmons and he's not even that funny. You are smarter than me, you are a better writer than me, so stop trying to be what you're not.
Phew, that rant was heated..take a breath.. 3,2,1.
Okay, seems like an appropriate time to end this post and with a quote that will pretty much sum up everything you need to know about this blog:
"I told him,'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care."
--Utah Jazz President Frank Layden, on a former player
-jk
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